Glam Aficionado T-Shirts

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

Back to school.

Diamond outfits

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Ladies

A Manicure

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Do you think I'm sixty?

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

JET (Part I)

Elton John

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

Rita Hayworth caricature

"So what do you do for a living?"

“Rumor has it, it’s happy hour.”

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

Shirley MacLaine caricature

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

Lou Reed

Being Pampered.

Free love

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

"She's had a lot of work done."

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

'She'll be back!!!'

Monica Bellucci