Glam Aficionado Gifts

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

Diamond outfits

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Ladies

A Manicure

Do you think I'm sixty?

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

JET (Part I)

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

“Rumor has it, it’s happy hour.”

"So what do you do for a living?"

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

Shirley MacLaine caricature

Lou Reed

Being Pampered.

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

Free love

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

'She'll be back!!!'

"She's had a lot of work done."

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."