Commute Glam Squad T-Shirts

"That new freeway has high-def traffic cams."

Pampered and poodled.

Diamond outfits

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Elton John

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

Complete Makeover

The girl who has everything...

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Shirley MacLaine caricature

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

Bus for Giraffes.

Level up your game with a MANicure.

Sloth traffic jam.

Road work next 15 years.

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

Life Store Guide - Make-up and jewelry?

"So what's your success rate?"

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

Liu Wen

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

"Wouldn't it be faster if we just flew to Brooklyn?"

Nutcracker going home

Despite the fame and fortune, Shania never forgot her roots.

'Of course you can't understand a word he says, he's the station tannoy announcer.'

'Look! Mum's furious at the cost of her botox treatment'

Bus Stop (bus hovering overhead)

Well, for me it's either a one-minute ride on the bus or a two-hour walk...

Victoria Beckham

Formal Wednesday: 'Where's your tiara?'

"Dad, this is Bret. Bret, this is Dad."

Metrognome

Behind the 8 Ball

Christmas Belle!