Commute Glam Squad Pillows

"That new freeway has high-def traffic cams."

Pampered and poodled.

Diamond outfits

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

The girl who has everything...

Complete Makeover

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Level up your game with a MANicure.

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

Bus for Giraffes.

Shirley MacLaine caricature

Sloth traffic jam.

Road work next 15 years.

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

"So what's your success rate?"

Life Store Guide - Make-up and jewelry?

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

"Wouldn't it be faster if we just flew to Brooklyn?"

Nutcracker going home

'Look! Mum's furious at the cost of her botox treatment'

'Of course you can't understand a word he says, he's the station tannoy announcer.'

Despite the fame and fortune, Shania never forgot her roots.

Bus Stop (bus hovering overhead)

Formal Wednesday: 'Where's your tiara?'

"Dad, this is Bret. Bret, this is Dad."

Well, for me it's either a one-minute ride on the bus or a two-hour walk...

Metrognome

Behind the 8 Ball

Christmas Belle!

'Here's mud in your eye.'