Glam Rockers T-Shirts

Dancing.

"This next one's another oldie."

Pampered and poodled.

Diamond outfits

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

Elton John

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

"I'm putting you on country music."

The girl who has everything...

Complete Makeover

'Elton John'

'I'm getting ready as fast as I can, and for the last time, it's a vanity table, not a 'workstation'.'

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

Lou Reed

Shirley MacLaine caricature

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

Ronnie Wood

Ziggy Wombat

Modern day mirror.

'Fake tan, fake hair, fake boobs, - You sound like the real deal - you're hired.'

Liu Wen

"So what's your success rate?"

Born to rock.

Whatever look you were aiming for..you missed!

Lady Gaga.

David Bowie

'You're too heavy on metals and too light on equities.'

Still life on Mars.

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

Meat Loaf

Elton John

"That' was great - let's run though that again."

Modern Day Christmas Carolers

David Bowie

'Ok, ok... I'm coming but with all those CCTV camera about I like to look my best.'