Glam Squad Wanna-be Gifts

Life Store Guide - Make-up and jewelry?

Pampered and poodled.

Diamond outfits

The girl who has everything...

Complete Makeover

'I'm getting ready as fast as I can, and for the last time, it's a vanity table, not a 'workstation'.'

Cheerleaders

Shirley MacLaine caricature

Level up your game with a MANicure.

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

"So what's your success rate?"

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

Whatever look you were aiming for..you missed!

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

'You're too heavy on metals and too light on equities.'

Flower growing out of a face mask

Cosmetic surgery: We can make mountains out of mole-hills!!

Despite the fame and fortune, Shania never forgot her roots.

'Look! Mum's furious at the cost of her botox treatment'

Man in drag going to top-shelf for 'TV Guide'.

Formal Wednesday: 'Where's your tiara?'

"Dad, this is Bret. Bret, this is Dad."

'This is our conference room modeled after the United Nations so we can understand what our tech support people are saying.'

"OK, is the American dream gonna fall in our lap...or should we turn off the telenovela and actually go work on it?"

'Here's mud in your eye.'

"And, when we come back, Liz will be here with lots more lip gloss."

Christmas Belle!

"There are three types of people, son. Winners, losers, and tech support."