Glam Squad Wanna-be Mugs

Life Store Guide - Make-up and jewelry?

Pampered and poodled.

Diamond outfits

Elton John

Complete Makeover

The girl who has everything...

Cheerleaders

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

Level up your game with a MANicure.

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

Shirley MacLaine caricature

'I'm getting ready as fast as I can, and for the last time, it's a vanity table, not a 'workstation'.'

"So what's your success rate?"

Liu Wen

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

Whatever look you were aiming for..you missed!

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

'You're too heavy on metals and too light on equities.'

Flower growing out of a face mask

Cosmetic surgery: We can make mountains out of mole-hills!!

Despite the fame and fortune, Shania never forgot her roots.

'Look! Mum's furious at the cost of her botox treatment'

Victoria Beckham

Man in drag going to top-shelf for 'TV Guide'.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 32

Formal Wednesday: 'Where's your tiara?'

"Dad, this is Bret. Bret, this is Dad."

'Doc, I just wanted to be a star.'

'Here's mud in your eye.'

"OK, is the American dream gonna fall in our lap...or should we turn off the telenovela and actually go work on it?"

Christmas Belle!

'This is our conference room modeled after the United Nations so we can understand what our tech support people are saying.'

"And, when we come back, Liz will be here with lots more lip gloss."