Glam Squad Mugs

Despite the fame and fortune, Shania never forgot her roots.

'Look! Mum's furious at the cost of her botox treatment'

'Here's mud in your eye.'

Pampered and poodled.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

Diamond outfits

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"He's my school project for science class."

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Complete Makeover

The girl who has everything...

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

Level up your game with a MANicure.

'That guy believes in time travel. He said he'd knock me into next week.'

'I'm getting ready as fast as I can, and for the last time, it's a vanity table, not a 'workstation'.'

Shirley MacLaine caricature

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

"So what's your success rate?"

Life Store Guide - Make-up and jewelry?

'Fake tan, fake hair, fake boobs, - You sound like the real deal - you're hired.'

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

'Another day another dollar Maurice, but boy do I hate kids!'

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

Modern day mirror.

STRIP Hambone: Computer language

Whatever look you were aiming for..you missed!

'Can we do a quick respray to match her super new outfit?'

Flower growing out of a face mask