Glam Squad Gifts

Despite the fame and fortune, Shania never forgot her roots.

'Look! Mum's furious at the cost of her botox treatment'

'Here's mud in your eye.'

Pampered and poodled.

Victoria Beckham

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

Diamond outfits

"He's my school project for science class."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

Elton John

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Complete Makeover

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

The girl who has everything...

'Elton John'

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

Level up your game with a MANicure.

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

'That guy believes in time travel. He said he'd knock me into next week.'

'I'm getting ready as fast as I can, and for the last time, it's a vanity table, not a 'workstation'.'

Shirley MacLaine caricature

STRIP Hambone: Computer language

Life Store Guide - Make-up and jewelry?

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

Liu Wen

Modern day mirror.

"So what's your success rate?"

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

'Another day another dollar Maurice, but boy do I hate kids!'

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

'Fake tan, fake hair, fake boobs, - You sound like the real deal - you're hired.'

Whatever look you were aiming for..you missed!