Guitar Guru On Wheels Gifts

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Bashful in Nashville

"Check out this new store."

Inflating Boobs.

Organic Soldering.

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Joe Henry

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

Bob’s Museum

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"