Guitar Guru On Wheels Gifts

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Lennon and McCartney.

"This next one's another oldie."

ZZZZZZZ Top

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Eric Clapton.

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Inflating Boobs.

Organic Soldering.

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

Bashful in Nashville

"Check out this new store."

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Joe Henry

"Baldo, why do you make fun of my playing?"

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

Bob’s Museum

Cockerel sings the blues...