Guitar-strumming Guru Gifts

"If I were a carpenter"

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"Check out this new store."

Bashful in Nashville

Kirsten Johnson

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

Joe Henry

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

Blind mammal Johnson....part animal, all blues man!

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."