Guitar-strumming Guru Prints

"If I were a carpenter"

Lennon and McCartney.

ZZZZZZZ Top

"This next one's another oldie."

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

Novak Djokovic

Eric Clapton.

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Kirsten Johnson

"Check out this new store."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Bashful in Nashville

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Joe Henry

"Baldo, why do you make fun of my playing?"

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

Cockerel sings the blues...

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

Blind mammal Johnson....part animal, all blues man!

"This is the murder weapon the defendant used, your honor, and these are the tunes he butchered in cold blood."

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"