Guitar-strumming Healer Prints

"If the medical treatment doesn't work, I sing them songs about medical treatment."

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Little doctor.

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

"I'll be fielding any questions you may have and my assistant, Carol, will be googling the answer."

"His wife and family will decide on the course of treatment, but, as his ex, feel free to open up a few old wounds."

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

'Dr. Federson has performed this procedure so many times, he could do it blindfolded with one hand tied behind his back. Show him, doctor.'

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

Little girl playing childrens hospital

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

Traumatology.

Medical Arts Building

"Sometime, maybe we could run down to Lhasa for some SPICED gruel, huh?"

"My super-vision sees...someone yelling at his elders...Cousin Cecilia sneaking out her window...someone making a spinach burrito... No! I must stay focused...and find the evil villain mal de ojo!"

"And for that pain deep down in your soul, I'm going to prescribe the saxophone."

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

Dancing Doctor

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

Fuzz - Max almost chokes on his own vomit.

'Reflexes normal.'

'Have you looked in the mirror since you comforted the sick this morning, pastor?'

"It's cooties."

"Race you to the spleen!"

'I believe one of the doctors here practices alternative medicine.'

"If I were a carpenter"

"Now just relax and leave everything to Doctor Jones here. He's the best there is in the entire medical field of quackupuncture."

Hey, curing is an art, man! And as an artist I may sign my work, right?!

Paediatric medicine

"If I make it into medical school it'll be as a cadaver!"

Fakir on bed of nails reads an 'Acupuncture' book.

'He tries to stay happy in his work.'

"This is my son the non-traditional healer."