Guitar-strumming Healer Gifts

"If the medical treatment doesn't work, I sing them songs about medical treatment."

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Little doctor.

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

"His wife and family will decide on the course of treatment, but, as his ex, feel free to open up a few old wounds."

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

Little girl playing childrens hospital

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

Traumatology.

Medical Arts Building

"Sometime, maybe we could run down to Lhasa for some SPICED gruel, huh?"

"And for that pain deep down in your soul, I'm going to prescribe the saxophone."

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

Dancing Doctor

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

"Race you to the spleen!"

'Reflexes normal.'

'Have you looked in the mirror since you comforted the sick this morning, pastor?'

"It's cooties."

'I believe one of the doctors here practices alternative medicine.'

Hey, curing is an art, man! And as an artist I may sign my work, right?!

"If I were a carpenter"

"Now just relax and leave everything to Doctor Jones here. He's the best there is in the entire medical field of quackupuncture."

Paediatric medicine

'He tries to stay happy in his work.'

Fakir on bed of nails reads an 'Acupuncture' book.

"If I make it into medical school it'll be as a cadaver!"

"This is my son the non-traditional healer."

'I told you he wouldn't waste any time starting his practice.'