Chores Master Pillows

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Guitar Man.

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'Caw blimey!'

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

I love Basketball.

Monday around 9PM.

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

AIDS prevention

Existential Risk

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

Ventriloquist Audition

Being unable to clearly articulate responses to interview questions is a common mistake...

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

"You said it—everybody heard you."

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

Jason and the Aga notes.

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

"Hey—no cheating!"

'I suppose we could use him as a Bass singer in a choir.'

Heavenly voices.

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'