Chore Master Pillows

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"When I don't dream, I feel as if I'd forgotten to put out the garbage."

"Well, I've noticed someone always finds time for the 'odd jobs' around here he wants to do!"

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

Lawnmower

Family working together

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

Child doing the washing up

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

"It's your turn to throw out the dishes."

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."

"The last time we ordered take-out I was up all night doing laundry."

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

Sue believed that one day she would find her soul mate - and her missing sock.

Dad’s Homework Assignment

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

Dating Agency: "I am looking for a man whose hobbies are, washing up, dusting and ironing."

In his haste to wipe out the hornets' nest, Jerry mistakenly grabbed a can of spray paint,

"Yes, I can multi-task. Why do you ask?"

Spring cleaning.

Cleaning service on skates.

"Hola...I was wondering if you need your lawn mowed."

Cat Chores

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

"I'm helping Mom wash the dishes."