Chore Coordinator Pillows

'I wish you'd pick up your things after you excercise!'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

Lawnmower

Family working together

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

'Just so you know, leaning on a rake and looking at the sky is not 'yard work', and thus may not be entered into your 'I do so help around the house' defense.'

"It's your turn to throw out the dishes."

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

"The last time we ordered take-out I was up all night doing laundry."

'When I teach you to fold laundry, wash day will be totally energy efficient... for me.'

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."

Sue believed that one day she would find her soul mate - and her missing sock.

Dad’s Homework Assignment

Dating Agency: "I am looking for a man whose hobbies are, washing up, dusting and ironing."

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

"Hola...I was wondering if you need your lawn mowed."

"Yes, I can multi-task. Why do you ask?"

"I'm training him to do chores."

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

Spring cleaning.

Cat Chores