Chore Management Pillows

"Today we'll be discussing the Universal Law that explains why if you leave a basket of clean laundry in the same place long enough it will eventually look as if it belongs there."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

Lawnmower

'But you said to clean my room.'

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

"Did you get my e-mail about who takes out the trash today?"

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

'I took her last time - It's your turn to take her for a walk!'

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

A genie helps a man fold laundry.

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

"...I love the smell of an uncut lawn."

"Can you train him to bite my husband whenever the trash gets full?"

"You'll do anything to get out of taking out the garbage."

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

"It's your turn to throw out the dishes."

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

Dad’s Homework Assignment

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

Cat Chores

"Hola...I was wondering if you need your lawn mowed."

Why do chicks dig vampires? They're forbidden, immortal. They have unimaginable strength. They visit at night, bringing wisdom and sensuality. And if they don't take out the trash or mow the lawn you can burn them to death with sunlight! Yikes. They can get housework done while I sleep.

'I know, I know. I know. It was my turn to change the water filter. You don't have to keep reminding me.'

Spring cleaning.

Walk dog, brush your teeth.

'Unfortunately, Mr.Beckons, your son Dean is very allergic to grass. . .'

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

"Oh, gosh. . . he's sleep caulking again."

"Gotta find more things to do, to distract me from all the things I have to do."