Chore Management T-Shirts

"Today we'll be discussing the Universal Law that explains why if you leave a basket of clean laundry in the same place long enough it will eventually look as if it belongs there."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

Lawnmower

"Did you get my e-mail about who takes out the trash today?"

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'But you said to clean my room.'

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

'I took her last time - It's your turn to take her for a walk!'

A genie helps a man fold laundry.

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

"...I love the smell of an uncut lawn."

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

"It's your turn to throw out the dishes."

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

"You'll do anything to get out of taking out the garbage."

Dad’s Homework Assignment

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

"Hola...I was wondering if you need your lawn mowed."

'I know, I know. I know. It was my turn to change the water filter. You don't have to keep reminding me.'

Spring cleaning.

Cat Chores

Walk dog, brush your teeth.

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

"Oh, gosh. . . he's sleep caulking again."

"Uh, it's the funniest thing honey... None of my power tools seem to work! I guess those projects will have to wait..."

The five stages of laundry 1. Denial I'll do it tomorrow. 2. Anger Why are there no clean clothes!? 3. Bargaining Ok! Who wants to help with the laundry? 4. Depression Can't. Do. It. 5. Acceptance