Seasonal Chore Manager Pillows

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

The Last Leaf

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Easter Egg Delivery

"Ho, ho, you're fired."

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"Oh, as long as he needs you, Santa's a great guy. But once things slow down and he wants a little vacation time with Mrs. C., it's 'goodbye North Pole, hello crappy temp job!'"

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"We're out of bags."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

"How can I word this Christmas card to my boss without wishing him a merry Christmas?"

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

"Finally! An iconic advertising image that represents Christmas, Valentine's Day and Easter!"

Who's ready for pumpkin spice season?

Rudolph is at bar speaking to a patron-'So he asks me if I'll pull his sleigh and I'm like-'Not until I get that backpay you owe me fatso!' '

"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"

Larry's Lawnmower Service. Relax, he comes in every spring to get his blade sharpened.

"I don't get it. As the Easter Bunny you're really busy for one day of the year. What do you do with the rest of your time?"

God's Kitchen

Post-Season's Greetings: 'Y'know...a month ago, everyone was all, 'Let me buy you a drink, Santa!' Now suddenly it's, 'Who's the little weirdo in the red suit?'...'

"Oh, gosh. . . he's sleep caulking again."

364 days a year jobless. Please help!

Bear hibernating with seasonal alarm-clock next to bed.

"No man should have to work on Christmas every year!"

"You only work 1 day a year. You can't call in sick!"

"Check out this app. It let's you substitute other vegetables for your nose."

"It's springtime in our new product department."

"Well, I've noticed someone always finds time for the 'odd jobs' around here he wants to do!"