Seasonal Chore Manager Prints

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

The Last Leaf

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Easter Egg Delivery

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"Oh, as long as he needs you, Santa's a great guy. But once things slow down and he wants a little vacation time with Mrs. C., it's 'goodbye North Pole, hello crappy temp job!'"

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"We're out of bags."

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

"How can I word this Christmas card to my boss without wishing him a merry Christmas?"

"Finally! An iconic advertising image that represents Christmas, Valentine's Day and Easter!"

"I don't get it. As the Easter Bunny you're really busy for one day of the year. What do you do with the rest of your time?"

"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"

Rudolph is at bar speaking to a patron-'So he asks me if I'll pull his sleigh and I'm like-'Not until I get that backpay you owe me fatso!' '

Post-Season's Greetings: 'Y'know...a month ago, everyone was all, 'Let me buy you a drink, Santa!' Now suddenly it's, 'Who's the little weirdo in the red suit?'...'

"Oh, gosh. . . he's sleep caulking again."

364 days a year jobless. Please help!

"No man should have to work on Christmas every year!"

"Check out this app. It let's you substitute other vegetables for your nose."

Bear hibernating with seasonal alarm-clock next to bed.

"It's springtime in our new product department."

"I must have been frozen -- is this the future?"

"Well, I've noticed someone always finds time for the 'odd jobs' around here he wants to do!"

"You only work 1 day a year. You can't call in sick!"