Seasonal Chore Champion Prints

The Last Leaf

"Actually, I don't mind picking up leaves. It stops me from following politics."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

Lawnmower

Family working together

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."

'The holidays are about to be thrust upon us, Edgar, are you prepared?'

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

'My wife gave me that one for washing the windows.'

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."

"The last time we ordered take-out I was up all night doing laundry."

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

"And now your General Knowledge Round...Where does clean laundry come from?"

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

Sue believed that one day she would find her soul mate - and her missing sock.

Dating Agency: "I am looking for a man whose hobbies are, washing up, dusting and ironing."

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

Spring cleaning.

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

"Yes, I can multi-task. Why do you ask?"

"I'm helping Mom wash the dishes."