Chore Champion Prints

'Two socks in, two socks out. Let the good times roll.'

Mom, do you get any perks with this job?'

I give up. What is it?

"I'm helping Mom wash the dishes."

'We have to find something for you kids to do this summer.'

'I forgot my claim ticket, but I had a red blouse, two skirts and a disagreeable husband.'

Sue believed that one day she would find her soul mate - and her missing sock.

"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."

'Don't worry. If you gain a few pounds, I'll drop extra stuff on the floor for you to pick up.'

'Herbert just loves to help with the dishes.'

'There's no Labor Day holiday for 'honey-do's'.'

Easter bunny drops dirty laundry basket off to his mom.

Dating Agency: "I am looking for a man whose hobbies are, washing up, dusting and ironing."

'Fold those trousers properly...'

"There's an unfamiliar car parked in our driveway."

Dish Soap And A Soap Dish Sharing A Nice Laugh

"This is the laundry room. Admit it, you're lost."

Sweeping

"I just wanted to remind you that all money I find doing your laundry becomes mine."

". . . and Iwould like to thank the in-laws for the dishwasher."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"Sorry I didn't take out the garbage."

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."

"Baldo, no one likes being told what to do...but taking direction is a part of life."

"Oh! I used too much starch again."

"You must be married, and well trained."

"Mum tricked me into watching the commercial for this vacuum cleaner...they made it look fun to use!"

"I can handle my wife's Honey-Do list. It's her Honey-Don't list that just about kills me".

Maturity Strikes

"Mom, who says clothes don't make the man?"

"I'm sorry, all our consultants are busy at the moment but please hold and one will be with you just as soon as he has finished the washing-up."

"If it's not 'clean you room', it's 'take out the trash' or 'mow the lawn'. . . I can't wait 'til I'm an adult and I can boss around my kids!"

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

Home Schooling: "And this is what we call the 'washing machine'."

"Hey - we could do with another light bulb. . !"