Chore Coordinator Gifts

'I wish you'd pick up your things after you excercise!'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Lawnmower

Family working together

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."

'When I teach you to fold laundry, wash day will be totally energy efficient... for me.'

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

"It's your turn to throw out the dishes."

"The last time we ordered take-out I was up all night doing laundry."

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

'Just so you know, leaning on a rake and looking at the sky is not 'yard work', and thus may not be entered into your 'I do so help around the house' defense.'

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

Sue believed that one day she would find her soul mate - and her missing sock.

Dad’s Homework Assignment

Dating Agency: "I am looking for a man whose hobbies are, washing up, dusting and ironing."

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

"Hola...I was wondering if you need your lawn mowed."

"I'm training him to do chores."

Cat Chores

Spring cleaning.

"I'm helping Mom wash the dishes."