Acrobatic Coordinator Gifts

"See, that's why we don't shoot them out two at a time, Bob."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

The Baby Walker

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"Quick, start the car!"

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"The meeting will come to order."

Here and There Trays

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

'Great Therapy!'

Riding School Chaos

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Bears going water skiing.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

'He's maturing early.'

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'