Acrobatic Instructor Gifts

Teamwork

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Exercise Class

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"Koalas when no one's looking"

'He's maturing early.'

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

"Could you keep still?"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

Circus Act

Washing Line Walker

Dance.

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

Dance.

Ballet dancer.

The Path

Dance.

You're never too old for ballet!

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Circus

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Ballet Lovers

Holiday Aerobics.

Fly Artist

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."