Acrobatic Instructor Gifts

Teamwork

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"Koalas when no one's looking"

Exercise Class

'He's maturing early.'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"Could you keep still?"

Cygnets from Swan Lake

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Washing Line Walker

Dance.

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

Circus Act

Dance.

Ballet dancer.

The Path

Circus

Holiday Aerobics.

Fly Artist

You're never too old for ballet!

Ballet Lovers

Dance.

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."