Aerobic Instructor Gifts

Aerobbery.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

Muscles

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Exercise Class

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"We're exclusively delts."

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

The trim reaper

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

'Fitness guru.'

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

Exercise Bars

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!