Aerobatics Coach Gifts

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Exercise Class

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Keep Fit.

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Holiday Aerobics.

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

'And one and two and let change through and three and four and collapse on the floor.'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

Red Arrows Rookies

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

'The aerobics will give you a more youthful appearance overall, but you need to see a podiatrist about your crows feet.'

Aerobics Class.

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

AEROBICS CLASS, 'What is your body telling you now?', 'To be honest, I'm getting mixed signals.'

Fitness Course.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

Hexercise.

Step aerobics

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

Kangaroo jumping rope.

"The company offers free Yoga and aerobics. You'll bend over backwards and jump through hoops."

"Let's take it easy for the first two miles."

"Take me to your thigh master"

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

Always wear a bra during aerobics classes.

"I'm going to really need some Zumba after this!"

Conductorcize.