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'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Exercise Class

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Keep Fit.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Holiday Aerobics.

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

'And one and two and let change through and three and four and collapse on the floor.'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

'The aerobics will give you a more youthful appearance overall, but you need to see a podiatrist about your crows feet.'

Aerobics Class.

AEROBICS CLASS, 'What is your body telling you now?', 'To be honest, I'm getting mixed signals.'

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Step aerobics

Hexercise.

Fitness Course.

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

"Let's take it easy for the first two miles."

Kangaroo jumping rope.

"The company offers free Yoga and aerobics. You'll bend over backwards and jump through hoops."

"Take me to your thigh master"

'Chair Pose' - 'Utkatasana' - 'Mountain Pose' - 'Tadasana' - 'Standing Forward Bend' - 'Kissmyasana'

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

"I'm going to really need some Zumba after this!"