Aerobatic Team Member Gifts

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'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Exercise Class

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Cow Blue Arrows

"I'll be glad when they invent PowerPoint."

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

Keep Fit.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Holiday Aerobics.

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

'And one and two and let change through and three and four and collapse on the floor.'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

Welcome to Teamville, Population: 7 ... great people to work with.

Red Arrows Rookies

'The aerobics will give you a more youthful appearance overall, but you need to see a podiatrist about your crows feet.'

Aerobics Class.

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

AEROBICS CLASS, 'What is your body telling you now?', 'To be honest, I'm getting mixed signals.'

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

Hexercise.

Step aerobics

Fitness Course.

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

"Here is the one pager we all agreed on..."

See? This is precisely why we don't encourage office romances.