Aerobatic Team Member Gifts

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'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Exercise Class

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Cow Blue Arrows

"I'll be glad when they invent PowerPoint."

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Keep Fit.

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

Holiday Aerobics.

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

'And one and two and let change through and three and four and collapse on the floor.'

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Welcome to Teamville, Population: 7 ... great people to work with.

'The aerobics will give you a more youthful appearance overall, but you need to see a podiatrist about your crows feet.'

Aerobics Class.

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

Step aerobics

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

Hexercise.

AEROBICS CLASS, 'What is your body telling you now?', 'To be honest, I'm getting mixed signals.'

Fitness Course.

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

"Here is the one pager we all agreed on..."

See? This is precisely why we don't encourage office romances.

"The company offers free Yoga and aerobics. You'll bend over backwards and jump through hoops."