Aerobic Instructor Mugs

Aerobbery.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Muscles

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"We're exclusively delts."

Exercise Class

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

The trim reaper

'Fitness guru.'

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

Personal Potty Trainer

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Exercise Bars

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."