Chore Delegator Pillows

"Oh, there's your problem—twenty years of resentment at having to do the dishes."

"I'm training him to do chores."

Lawnmower

"Did you get my e-mail about who takes out the trash today?"

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

'I took her last time - It's your turn to take her for a walk!'

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

"It's your turn to throw out the dishes."

Dad’s Homework Assignment

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

"Hola...I was wondering if you need your lawn mowed."

Spring cleaning.

"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight."

"This looks like a job for ... someone else."

'Perhaps this graph will help you appreciate the jagged mountain range I climbed on my vacation.'

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

"Here's a list of errands to do for me when you take your personal day tomorrow."

"Well, I've noticed someone always finds time for the 'odd jobs' around here he wants to do!"

"This is when we will involve Procurement so they can do the boring stuff for us..."

"Who made this mess?"

"Judging by all the dishes, you have forgotten where the kitchen is. So, I programmed this GPS for you."

"Let's do something really different and daring tonight to stimulate our marriage... Tonight I'll wash and you dry!"

A housewife is looking at her dishwasher; the door is open, and looks like a drawbridge - men on horseback are emerging.

"How about all my desserts for a week, and I take out the garbage?"

Stroll a Kid: $10 One Hour, $6 1/2 Hour.

"Your boss asked our boss to have our people talk with your people."

"Carol - Find me a wife ...send her a valentines card..."

"What a day. The man I pass the buck to was off sick."

'Why do you never change these things out when they're empty? They're not an infinite scroll.'

'First, let me start by saying 'Making Ice' is really not helping with dinner.'

'Did I forget to put out the garbage, dear?'

'We have a deal...she catches the food and I do the dishes...'