Household Chore Delegate Pillows

'Why do you never change these things out when they're empty? They're not an infinite scroll.'

Kitchen Tetris

Washing Line Walker

"Can you train him to bite my husband whenever the trash gets full?"

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

"I'm training him to do chores."

"Just empty it."

"Oh, gosh. . . he's sleep caulking again."

"What is that creepy sound?" "Don't worry. It's just the ghost of the old dishwasher."

'Mr. big shot scientist who works 18 hours a day at a prestigious lab developing high strength corrosion inhibitors, but can I get him to spend 2 minutes getting rust stains out of our own tub? No.'

Why do you always get to ash and I always have to dry?

"That goes to the dry cleaners."

'Who's the clown responsible for ordering the new exercise equipment?'

No caption. (A woman folding laundry from the dryer is looking at a mouse folding laundry from a mousehole on the side of the dryer).

You mean none of you took out the trash? Why you rarely see a female polygamist.

"I knew it would be a silly idea to ask him to hang the washing out for me,"

'Mom, how old was I when Dad first hired you to do all this stuff around the house?'

'When he said he wanted to put me on a pedestal, it was only so I could dust the ceiling fan!'

'As the CEO of a large corporation, I don't suppose you'd consider taking out the garbage?'

Nate Sure Abhors a Vacuum!

'Well, dear, I did tell you to stay out of my way when I'm vacuuming!'

'Yes it's a conspiracy theory, he's never ever done the washing up.'

'I'll see your 'Washing the Dishes' and raise you 'Two Loads of Laundry''

Professional Dishwasher Loading Championship

Feel free to have a wash but this time please do not leave the bath smelling of ham.

"It's your own fault! Remember when I told you to wash that shirt in cold water?"

Tunnel of Laundry.

"Does he like those shorts you bought him for Christmas?"

Displacement activities for people who work from home...

'What's your washing dishes got to do with human rights?'

"Oh, there's your problem—twenty years of resentment at having to do the dishes."

'Washing dishes, why?'

"Are you using the right size nail for mother's picture?"

"Laundry day?"

Presents.