Pro Chore Delegator Pillows

'Can you give me a younger brother? I'm ready to delegate the responsibilities of my chores.'

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

God's Subcontractors

Paperwork No Me Gusta.

"Did you get my e-mail about who takes out the trash today?"

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'I took her last time - It's your turn to take her for a walk!'

'I'll need some people to boss around.'

'I start my day by making a list of everything I need to do . . . and who I can get to do it for me.'

"I learned early, if at first you don't succeed, delegate."

"I'm going to need your room cleaned by end-of-day."

The Need for Delegation

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

"Find out who's on vacation and then add this stuff to the workload on his desk."

'Bill, we've decided to send you back to the minors for a while so you can brush up on your delegating!'

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

Make a decision or Delegate?

"My management style is to hire good employees and then get out of the way while they work."

"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight."

"I'm delegating my New Years Resolutions, you'll be running a marathon in July!"

Church sign.

"I'm training him to do chores."

'Perhaps this graph will help you appreciate the jagged mountain range I climbed on my vacation.'

"At my age I prefer to delegate the blood, sweat and tears."

Man with two in trays on his desk asks man with two out trays; 'Shouldn't one of those be mine?'

"I avoid stress by delegating it all to my staff."

'Never put off till tomorrow what you can delegate today.'

"Do you want the boss or somebody who knows what they are talking about?"

"This is a problem."

"Look, if it's just a matter of collating get one of the clerks to do it."

Things to delegate...

'Plan A and B involve you taking the fall for me.'

Things to do.

"How about all my desserts for a week, and I take out the garbage?"