Fishing Delegate Pillows

'To relieve stress, the doctor said I should do something relaxing. So, I want you to go fishing for me.'

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

God's Subcontractors

Paperwork No Me Gusta.

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'I start my day by making a list of everything I need to do . . . and who I can get to do it for me.'

"I learned early, if at first you don't succeed, delegate."

"I'm going to need your room cleaned by end-of-day."

Proud mother and new maid

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

"Damn it, Franklin - when will you learn to delegate."

"Find out who's on vacation and then add this stuff to the workload on his desk."

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

"Can I add just one more project to your workload?"

"Seriously?? All these years swimming in shark infested seas, just to catch a few fish, and you're telling me all we needed was a rod and a bucket of bait?"

"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight."

"My management style is to hire good employees and then get out of the way while they work."

"THIS looks like a job for ... somebody else."

"This looks like a job for ... someone else."

Man with two in trays on his desk asks man with two out trays; 'Shouldn't one of those be mine?'

"Do you want the boss or somebody who knows what they are talking about?"

'Never put off till tomorrow what you can delegate today.'

"Look, if it's just a matter of collating get one of the clerks to do it."

COP62 Venue TBA

"This is a problem."

"Hey, I built the nest. You feather it."

"Marriage is proving to be one task too many, so I've asked Jenkins here to cover that for me."

'These days I prefer to delegate the blood, sweat and tears.'

"No need to rush back to work. The office lad is doing your job."

"Your boss asked our boss to have our people talk with your people."

"Oh look... You don't know how to wash dishes. I guess you don't ever have to wash them again."

Fish War

World Trade Organization

"If you want something done give it to a busy man."