Dishwashing Delegate Pillows

The others in the office send a poignant message to Frank to stop leaving dirty dishes in the break room.

Kitchen Tetris

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

Hey boss, that generic soap you gave me isn't really cleaning the cups. Mind if I go get some brand name stuff? Are you insane? There's zero difference between generic and brand name products. Corporate America just cons people into thinking "you get what you pay for." Don't be a stooge, Rudy. Don't fall for it. Now get in there and scrub those cups, minion! Strike a blow for the little guy against corporate lies! Wait ... I'm very confused. Are you a right-winger or a left-winger? You mean in w

Dad waiting for baby to be born.

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

"You like long walks in the rain? Great! My dog will love you!"

"Here comes someone now. If we're lucky they haven't had their fly shot, or won't wash their hands!"

Why do you always get to ash and I always have to dry?

"You used the right amount of detergent and fabric softener. The problem is this washing machine isn't for dishes."

"Dropping a spoon means a beautiful woman will visit soon."

"The boss started me on the bottom. Not in the mail room, but in the office cafeteria washing dishes."

'World peace? No -- but we've brought you some very advanced dishwashing detergents!'

"I'm clean, Officer! I just washed 'em."

World Trade Organization

While Driving north on I-80, the Gilfords are thrilled to have a rare sighting of a superdelegate.'

"It's only fair to warn you, I've joined the Union Of Dishwashers."

United Nations HQ Day Care Center. Hopefully one day we'll get the opportunity to "change the world" in other ways!

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

'To relieve stress, the doctor said I should do something relaxing. So, I want you to go fishing for me.'

'When you bring the Sunday newspapers Angus, try not to drop the inserts!'

'My dishwasher broke down - he's in hospital with fatigue'.

"You haven't been as good as we'd hoped, so you can do the washing up."

Choose joy, Al! If you mean "joy" dishwashing liquid, I prefer "Dawn."

"When I was your age, I'd mastered repression."

"He's a herding dog, but he also things this party is really boring."