Dishwashing Daredevil Pillows

Kitchen Tetris

"The boss started me on the bottom. Not in the mail room, but in the office cafeteria washing dishes."

Party time.

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"They look so young and helpless."

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"Harold, it's good you listen to your body, but must I listen to it too?"

'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

Please pass the fire extinguisher.

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

I'll say one thing for that chef on TV...he really makes deboning a chicken look easy.

Christmas dinner - Turkey Horror Flicks.

Ok, the first challenge is to throw out all the cheap crap in the swag bag we just gave you.

"What is this?... Just in case the doctor wants to know."

Man walks into a restaurant with a sign saying "Billy Bob's Diner - We don't let the federal government tell us what to do with our tainted beef".

George flew like an eagle, but landed like a limpet.

'What happened to you?'

'Just mash them the old-fashioned way, Doris.'

Turkey Fry on the Grill

"The Ginsu knives of Damocles"

Danger: Falling Woks.

The Shark Cage

'Hi, Mum- I'm on board.'

"Dropping a spoon means a beautiful woman will visit soon."

'How did you know we were having pancake flambe again?'

'World peace? No -- but we've brought you some very advanced dishwashing detergents!'

'I can't take the stress test next week. I have to go to the pool with my grandson and show him how to do a one-and-a-half gainer off the high diving board.'

Flipping pancakes