Dishwashing Daredevil Prints

Kitchen Tetris

"The boss started me on the bottom. Not in the mail room, but in the office cafeteria washing dishes."

Party time.

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

"They look so young and helpless."

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"Harold, it's good you listen to your body, but must I listen to it too?"

Free Hugs

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

Please pass the fire extinguisher.

"What is this?... Just in case the doctor wants to know."

Ok, the first challenge is to throw out all the cheap crap in the swag bag we just gave you.

Christmas dinner - Turkey Horror Flicks.

I'll say one thing for that chef on TV...he really makes deboning a chicken look easy.

Man walks into a restaurant with a sign saying "Billy Bob's Diner - We don't let the federal government tell us what to do with our tainted beef".

"You used the right amount of detergent and fabric softener. The problem is this washing machine isn't for dishes."

'What happened to you?'

'Really, Derek's fusion cuisine is something to die for.'

George flew like an eagle, but landed like a limpet.

'Just mash them the old-fashioned way, Doris.'

Turkey Fry on the Grill

"Dropping a spoon means a beautiful woman will visit soon."

Danger: Falling Woks.

"The Ginsu knives of Damocles"

'Hi, Mum- I'm on board.'

The Shark Cage

'World peace? No -- but we've brought you some very advanced dishwashing detergents!'

'How did you know we were having pancake flambe again?'

Cannonball!