Dishwashing Pillows

"Dropping a spoon means a beautiful woman will visit soon."

"It's only fair to warn you, I've joined the Union Of Dishwashers."

Let's get organized

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Kitchen Tetris

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

'The Search ended today when the authorities traced the runaway pair. . .'

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

Wanted: dishwasher or handsome rich guy.

Desert Island Raking

The Movers - Decluttering

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

Remember to wash your hands: "...but not compulsively."

"Of course it is a nuisance with all this soap, but the important thing is that the germs think so too."

'Our compliments to the dishwasher.'

Clearing Away Christmas

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

"I thought you were organizing my stuff."

'We're extending an offer of employment to you contingent upon the results of a drug test, psychological consultation...'

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

As the Dryer Spins

Man waiting for final leaf of autumn to fall.

"You can tell he's not a stray. He picks up after himself."

"Joseph's jealous brother adds bleach to the coat of many colors wash."

'We already have a helper monkey for that.'