Washing Pillows

"We can't leave now - we'll miss the spin cycle!"

"But he's been missing for two whole wash cycles!"

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

'Let me introduce the new wonder commodity, called soap.'

Missing sock poster

Rhonda would somehow always manage to enlarge her clothes when doing laundry.

"Let's take it on board and see if any of our women know how it works."

"I can get all those stains out at 40 degrees but I'm damned if I can get him out of that shirt!"

"Do you mind Miss Trimble. I'm about to conduct a Christening."

'You wash and I'll dry.'

'You're like a new pair of socks. You shrink from washing.'

Washing hanging on the line

"Those socks are damp."

"Joseph's jealous brother adds bleach to the coat of many colors wash."

Simon loved the simple things

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

A man washing a mascot costume

Neptune

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

Dreams I have had...

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."