Dishwashing Delegate Gifts

Kitchen Tetris

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

"You like long walks in the rain? Great! My dog will love you!"

"Here comes someone now. If we're lucky they haven't had their fly shot, or won't wash their hands!"

"Dropping a spoon means a beautiful woman will visit soon."

"The boss started me on the bottom. Not in the mail room, but in the office cafeteria washing dishes."

'World peace? No -- but we've brought you some very advanced dishwashing detergents!'

"I'm clean, Officer! I just washed 'em."

World Trade Organization

"It's only fair to warn you, I've joined the Union Of Dishwashers."

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

'To relieve stress, the doctor said I should do something relaxing. So, I want you to go fishing for me.'

'When you bring the Sunday newspapers Angus, try not to drop the inserts!'

'My dishwasher broke down - he's in hospital with fatigue'.

"You haven't been as good as we'd hoped, so you can do the washing up."

"When I was your age, I'd mastered repression."

"He's a herding dog, but he also things this party is really boring."