Fishing Delegate Gifts

'To relieve stress, the doctor said I should do something relaxing. So, I want you to go fishing for me.'

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

God's Subcontractors

Paperwork No Me Gusta.

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'I start my day by making a list of everything I need to do . . . and who I can get to do it for me.'

"I learned early, if at first you don't succeed, delegate."

"I'm going to need your room cleaned by end-of-day."

Proud mother and new maid

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

"Damn it, Franklin - when will you learn to delegate."

"Find out who's on vacation and then add this stuff to the workload on his desk."

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

"Can I add just one more project to your workload?"

"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight."

"THIS looks like a job for ... somebody else."

"This looks like a job for ... someone else."

"My management style is to hire good employees and then get out of the way while they work."

"Seriously?? All these years swimming in shark infested seas, just to catch a few fish, and you're telling me all we needed was a rod and a bucket of bait?"

Man with two in trays on his desk asks man with two out trays; 'Shouldn't one of those be mine?'

'Never put off till tomorrow what you can delegate today.'

"Do you want the boss or somebody who knows what they are talking about?"

"Look, if it's just a matter of collating get one of the clerks to do it."

"This is a problem."

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"Hey, I built the nest. You feather it."

'These days I prefer to delegate the blood, sweat and tears.'

"No need to rush back to work. The office lad is doing your job."

"Marriage is proving to be one task too many, so I've asked Jenkins here to cover that for me."

The others in the office send a poignant message to Frank to stop leaving dirty dishes in the break room.

"Your boss asked our boss to have our people talk with your people."

"If you want something done give it to a busy man."

While Driving north on I-80, the Gilfords are thrilled to have a rare sighting of a superdelegate.'

"Oh look... You don't know how to wash dishes. I guess you don't ever have to wash them again."

World Trade Organization