Agricultural Delegate Gifts

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

View to the Future

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Farmers' Warnings.

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

Disraeli's Local Taxation Reform for Agricultural Interest

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

Proud mother and new maid

"I can't afford to feed you."

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Farmer Joe's soybean maze never caught on

"Whatever happened to common sense?"

'Help! I think I'm going to be fertilized!'

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

'Any Questions?. . . Anyone else?'

'See! I told you all this old police riot gear we found in that skip would come in handy!'

Tom Cotton

"This looks like a job for ... someone else."

Human population Train.

GM Food and World Hunger

'Free range isn't all that! We basically get leftovers from the cattle!'

'What's your take on this new farm program legislation? -- I've never been on a farm.'

"To be fair, you each must lose 50 pounds..."

What the new farm bill means. . . to the small farmer. . . to the corporate farmer.

'Ok, they want a year's supply of meal, no more shearing, just trimming and our own barn. But until then, this camera and the pictures of your 'date with Daisy' stay with me.'

Small dairy farmers have no future.

"Hey, I built the nest. You feather it."

"Marriage is proving to be one task too many, so I've asked Jenkins here to cover that for me."

Sri Lanka Organic Farming Crisis