Agricultural Delegate Pillows

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

View to the Future

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Farmers' Warnings.

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

Proud mother and new maid

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

Disraeli's Local Taxation Reform for Agricultural Interest

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"I can't afford to feed you."

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

'Help! I think I'm going to be fertilized!'

"Whatever happened to common sense?"

Farmer Joe's soybean maze never caught on

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

Tom Cotton

'See! I told you all this old police riot gear we found in that skip would come in handy!'

"This looks like a job for ... someone else."

'Any Questions?. . . Anyone else?'

Human population Train.

GM Food and World Hunger

'What's your take on this new farm program legislation? -- I've never been on a farm.'

"To be fair, you each must lose 50 pounds..."

'Ok, they want a year's supply of meal, no more shearing, just trimming and our own barn. But until then, this camera and the pictures of your 'date with Daisy' stay with me.'

'Free range isn't all that! We basically get leftovers from the cattle!'

What the new farm bill means. . . to the small farmer. . . to the corporate farmer.

Small dairy farmers have no future.

"Hey, I built the nest. You feather it."

"Marriage is proving to be one task too many, so I've asked Jenkins here to cover that for me."

'You got anything that'll kill harsh immigration laws?'