Agriculture Advisor Gifts

Can't afford costly farm equipment? Try a costly farm loan.

The Jeopardy of Progress

View to the Future

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Biodiversity

Farmers' Warnings.

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Land of the Average Sized Cows!

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

Disraeli's Local Taxation Reform for Agricultural Interest

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

"I can't afford to feed you."

World hunger

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

GMOs

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Illuminating agricultural production

Agricultural Failures: Hydroponic Livestock.

'I'm pretty sure this means the price has finally hit bottom.'

Desk of an urban farm manager

'Help! I think I'm going to be fertilized!'

Cow Pat Planning

Farmer Joe's soybean maze never caught on

"Whatever happened to common sense?"