International Delegate Gifts

World Trade Organization

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

God's Subcontractors

Paperwork No Me Gusta.

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

"What the hell, sweetheart―if you want it, it's yours!"

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

Man with cat on the end of fishing rod, catching fish.

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'Ah, Williams, are you familiar with the term ‘Poisoned Chalice'?'

"Shoulda brought the weed."

'Ok - I'm reaching out!'

10 Commandments if God was a Woman...

'I start my day by making a list of everything I need to do . . . and who I can get to do it for me.'

"I learned early, if at first you don't succeed, delegate."

"'Time management' is an essential executive skill. . . I spent the first hour on a Monday morning the delegating tasks and the rest of the week napping."

Proud mother and new maid

"I'm going to need your room cleaned by end-of-day."

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

In Tray, Out Tray and Not My Job Tray

"Find out who's on vacation and then add this stuff to the workload on his desk."

"Can I add just one more project to your workload?"

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

"Take us to your diversity outreach consultant."

"It's inhabited and they appear to be friendly."

'I really lose patience with people who moan all the time about their supposed 'workloads'.'

"THIS looks like a job for ... somebody else."

Alien that resembles a coconut is marooned on desert isle. Human on the same island cracks open coconuts. '. . acts of unspeakable barbarism by indigenous life form continue unabated . . .'

"At my age I prefer to delegate the blood, sweat and tears."

"I don't have scientific breakthroughs. I have people who do that for me."

"My management style is to hire good employees and then get out of the way while they work."

"Five year non-exclusive? We just want to abduct him!"

Man with two in trays on his desk asks man with two out trays; 'Shouldn't one of those be mine?'

'Never put off till tomorrow what you can delegate today.'