Delegate Gifts

While Driving north on I-80, the Gilfords are thrilled to have a rare sighting of a superdelegate.'

God's Subcontractors

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"You need to stop taking your work home with you. Take mine instead."

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

'Ah, Williams, are you familiar with the term ‘Poisoned Chalice'?'

10 Commandments if God was a Woman...

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

Proud mother and new maid

"Damn it, Franklin - when will you learn to delegate."

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

In Tray, Out Tray and Not My Job Tray

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

'Deputy, I asked 'when are you going to a restaurant?' Not 'arrest your aunt'.'

Mean Sheriff.

Make a decision or Delegate?

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

"Damn it Zeke, pay attention. I said go round up a posse!"

"Can I add just one more project to your workload?"

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

"I don't have scientific breakthroughs. I have people who do that for me."

Stick Bandit

"THIS looks like a job for ... somebody else."

"At my age I prefer to delegate the blood, sweat and tears."

'But, Marshal, if I'da built the gallows any higher, ol' Mad Dog here mighta got seriously hurt!'

'Perhaps this graph will help you appreciate the jagged mountain range I climbed on my vacation.'

"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight."

"This looks like a job for ... someone else."

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

"Next time you show up for a duel at high noon, remember to factor in Daylight Saving Time. I been standing here like an idiot for an hour."

"I avoid stress by delegating it all to my staff."

"Hey, why can't I get any help with this paperwork?!"

Problems roll off my back and slide into Plotkins' office.