Delegate Enthusiast Gifts

"Damn it, Franklin - when will you learn to delegate."

"Nation-building never works."

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

"National security adviser"

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'Hanson - committee of four.'

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

'There's an absence of leadership in this authority,we need to explore the possibility of thinking about setting up a sub-committee to look into it.'

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

'This is just a test. I repeat, this is just a test. But then - maybe not!'

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

'I'll need some people to boss around.'

"International travel accessories, 2025 Passport covers Hey, isn’t Canada a lovely country? Even if I'm from the US Luggage tags Dear World, We are very sorry about how the U.S. is acting lately. Phrasebook I did not vote for him. Yo no voté por él. The tariffs are really stupid. Los aranceles son realmente estúpidas. We don’t really want to invade your country. Realmente no queremos invadir su país."

Munich Security Conference

'I know I was just here yesterday, but the courts ordered a recount.'

The Need for Delegation

"Remember this? One sweetheart of a deal!"

'I need to appear bold and decisive. Won't someone PLEASE ask me a yes or no question?'

You're my Statue of Liberty

Pawn Stars

The Arab Autumn

"There's more than one way to get your message across, but violence isn't one..."

'I'm afraid turn out isn't as high as we'd expected...three of them misheard the date, five got the time wrong and everyone from marketing went to a hotel in Norwich by mistake.'

Dr. Simon had a hard time delivering his speech, what with the constant murmur in the room

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

"I suppose the first thing to do is form an escape committee."

'Secretary Fish and General Grant Amused at the English Outcry over the Alabama Claims'

'Nobody gets to the point quicker than Ron!'

"Call it wishful thinking, but I don't think this peace will last. . . ."

Thank You For Not Giving Me Your Views About Brexit

"Chancellor Merkel just finished her meeting with President Putin, now she urgently needs a shower. Please call again in about five hours."

Love and hate

"It's O.K. to admit that the sanctions are taking their toll."