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"Damn it, Franklin - when will you learn to delegate."

"Nation-building never works."

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

"National security adviser"

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'Hanson - committee of four.'

"I need to clone myself."

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

'There's an absence of leadership in this authority,we need to explore the possibility of thinking about setting up a sub-committee to look into it.'

'I'll need some people to boss around.'

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

'This is just a test. I repeat, this is just a test. But then - maybe not!'

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'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

Middle East Peace Process.

"There's more than one way to get your message across, but violence isn't one..."

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'I know I was just here yesterday, but the courts ordered a recount.'

Impeachment: the Moral High Ground Isn't as High as It Used to Be

The Need for Delegation

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Munich Security Conference

'I need to appear bold and decisive. Won't someone PLEASE ask me a yes or no question?'

"Remember this? One sweetheart of a deal!"

You're my Statue of Liberty

'I'm afraid turn out isn't as high as we'd expected...three of them misheard the date, five got the time wrong and everyone from marketing went to a hotel in Norwich by mistake.'

Dr. Simon had a hard time delivering his speech, what with the constant murmur in the room

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

"I suppose the first thing to do is form an escape committee."

'Secretary Fish and General Grant Amused at the English Outcry over the Alabama Claims'

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Love and hate

'Nobody gets to the point quicker than Ron!'

'I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...'

'It's just for a trial period - until I learn to trust my own judgement.'