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"May I suggest volunteering to take over the PTA sign-up committee."

"The firm needs LEADERSHIP, does anyone have any ideas?"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

'Hanson - committee of four.'

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

'There's an absence of leadership in this authority,we need to explore the possibility of thinking about setting up a sub-committee to look into it.'

Committee On Feline Healthcare

Karine Jean-Pierre

"The first goal of our ad hoc committee should be to learn Latin."

"I suppose the first thing to do is form an escape committee."

Citizens' Jury - 'The jury thinks you should get rid of Citizens' Juries.'

'Where's My Bail-out?' 'Where's Your Lobbyist?'

'I've got it! - We'll call it the SUPERpatriot Act!'

"Motion denied then"

'Ed here has some sort of problem with his membership on the visitation committee, Reverend.'

'So, after much wailing and gnashing of teeth, the financial report is approved.'

The Academic Brain, showing parts: teach, write, do research, and (the largest part) serve on committees.

'All those opposed, raise your eyebrows.'

"You lead such an interesting life. I've never been called to testify before a Congressional Banking Committee."

'It's got to be some kind of scam -- he has all his legislation copyrighted.'

The young Thomas Mulcair...

'I forget. Is this a committee meeting, a sub-committee meeting, a steering committee...'

'The committee's decided to call it 'The Club'.'

'Are there any further nominations?'

'It's from the Security Council of the PTA!'

Peter Costello

'Money, power, money, power -- it's a vicious circle.'

"I didn't want a 'yes-man' as Chancellor. I wanted a 'yes sir I'll do anything you want please, please just tell me what to do' man."

Gladstone reprieving the Army Bill

'I said it's getting very noisely in here with all these new peers!'